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The TRUTH About the Hush Money Jury and the Trump Guilty Verdict | Scrood | Show 27
Trump's hush money trial and guilty verdict has rattled Donald Trump, and he continues to spew his misinformation in his truncated and dismissive, word salad, public addresses. Listen to the truth about the jury that Trump verbally discredited, and how the process works.
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The truth about the hush money jury and the Trump guilty verdict. After the verdict, right out of the courtroom, Donald J. Trump spoke to the press. He spoke with a defeated visage, his eyes cast down. As he was mounting the courage to continue to deny his guilt and condemn the Americans that sat on the jury, pointing his fingers at everyone but himself.
Elly:What a loser.
Ben:He suggested that they rigged it, that they were unfair, that they were political. By they, Trump means himself and whomever.
Elly:The people, the people.
Ben:I continue, he suggested that he was represented by only three to six percent.
Elly:Yeah,
Ben:Implying that the jurors were biased because they were not Republican.
Elly:but it just ain't so
Ben:The SDNY, Southern District of New York, is made up of eight counties and draws jurors from those eight counties.
Elly:I know. Without researching every county on my slow as hell Wi Fi, we can extrapolate the data just by knowing that New York State registered third party and unaffiliated voters account for roughly 29 percent of voters. Republicans account for 22%, totaling 51%. Hey Donnie, that's more than half. And Democrats, 49. Give or take, points either way, we're good to go. So Trump's 3 to 6 percent number is a bold faced lie, and unlike Trump and his political followers, not all people stand by their furor Fuh yuh ruh ruh. Fuh yuh ruh ruh. Fuh yuh ruh ruh. Fuh yuh ruh ruh. Just with these simple stats, the probability that he was convicted because he has only three to six percent of comrades in the jury pool is improbable. Improbable because the number he spews from his lips is a lie. Ha ha ha ha ha. And comrade is an accurate term. Ha ha ha ha His imaginations are worse than they sound.
Ben:Ha ha, let's hear it.
Elly:Okay. Using his ridiculous three to six percentage, he is suggesting that
less than one person,
Elly:on the jury would be a comrade or be sympathetic towards him and his outlandish condemnations and word salads. As you can see, Fugu is living in Lie Lie Land, Did you see a real bright light? What a crock.
Ben:What is probable is that there were most likely two or three comrades on the jury. Trump 2024!
Elly:Don't forget another four possible sympathizers with the people in the middle. the unaffiliated voters.
Ben:Correct. And unlike Trump and his political followers, not all people stand by their commander. commander.
Elly:I like that my commander. His minion's opinions do not change the probability, nor does it erase his guilt of the crimes he has committed.
Ben:Minion's Opinions? What is that? Ha, ha, ha, ha,
Elly:ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Even though his deceptive accordion waving fins and Fugu flapping lips Say otherwise. There's more.
Ben:Okay, let's hear it.
Elly:In New York and in most states, felonies are tried by 12 jurors that are selected from the counties that make up the district. In this felony case, the number of jurors is 12, and their decision must be unanimous in finding him guilty,
Ben:Getting 12 strangers to agree on anything is like pulling teeth from a Tasmanian devil.
Elly:Or a Republican.
Ben:In addition, these jurors are randomly chosen from the counties. They report to the court and are vetted by the judge and attorneys on both sides. The judge also gives the jurors scenarios when they should dismiss themselves.
Elly:Yeah, like needing to carry a gun so a crazy hammerhead doesn't follow them home, break in while they're resting in their undies and then proceed to beat them in the skull with a claw hammer.
Ben:Yes. I was thinking the same thing.
Elly:Mm hmm. Just like Pelosi's husband.
Ben:The judge and the attorneys then ask the jury questions as to whether they have any knowledge of the case Or. have had specific experiences that might cause them to be biased or unfair. If either lawyer believes that the information that suggests a juror is prejudiced about the case, he or she can ask the judge to dismiss that juror for cause.
Elly:Would a painted flag on my face count?
Ben:Alito would not make it into this jury selection.
Elly:Oh no, that's for sure.
Ben:Trump that bitch t shirts might be problematic also.
Elly:Don't forget that in addition to challenges for cause, each lawyer has a specific number of peremptory challenges. These challenges permit a lawyer to excuse a potential juror without stating a cause.
Ben:So if a woman shows up in a white pantsuit?
Elly:Oh, poor Hilary. Or Her name is Gloria Steinem?
Ben:Or her initials are AOC.
Elly:I think not. Fugu wouldn't feel comfortable.
Ben:Finally, when both parties have agreed upon a jury, the selected jurors are then sworn in to fulfill their duty. Those not selected are excused.
Elly:Look, We all have experienced severe disagreements within our families and closest friends. If there was a shred of doubt in just one of those jurors,
Ben:Trump would have walked.
Elly:Oh yeah. As you can see, Fugu is living in Lie Lie Land trump Land. Oh, it just gets better. Did you see a real bright light? And if you think for one minute that Trump's attorneys would have allowed any jurors that were prejudicial against Trump, well then I guess the dude's thousands of dollars an hour are unwarranted.
Ben:Get that. It's true. That court appointed attorneys and bad attorneys often do a terrible job during the jury selection process and all around defense of their poor and middle class clients. But not likely for the elite, especially one so public.
Elly:Mm hmm. Everybody wants their 15 minutes in the spotlight. I can charge more money for my speeches, In this case, Judge Murshad not only asked the potential jurors about their personal bias and prejudice and how much media coverage of the case that they saw or heard, but also if they were in fear for their safety and well being. Mm hmm. Where the hell we at? North Korea? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Nobody is weak ass complaining on the Biden team about Hunter's accountability.
Ben:Or making up stories that the judge was unfair.
Elly:Alvin Bragg just don't like me. He plays the victim like Ted Bundy in a cast.
Ben:Yes, he does. I'm
Elly:hurt, I'm hurt. Help me, please, please help me.
Ben:Al Capone said he didn't do it either.
Elly:And Trump always compares himself to Capone. Yes. There is comparison. You both lie, you both did it, you're both guilty, and you both said you didn't do it. That's right. That's right. Two words, Fugo, buck up.
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